14 de enero de 2010

MSN fun redux

Diana dice:
Hello :)
Sorry to add you like this. My name is Diana
Є.Δ.С. (Please remain indoors) dice:
hi Diana
Diana dice:
I am the ex of someone you have on MSN
:)
Є.Δ.С. (Please remain indoors) dice:
wow, really? who?
Mike?
Diana dice:
He dared to cheat on me so I'm adding all of his contacts to show them the X videos we made together
You can see them on www.dianasrevenge.com
It's free but you have to confirm you're at least 18
I am Diana...I took your address on my ex's MSN
Є.Δ.С. (Please remain indoors) dice:
oh my! I'm clicking on that link right now!
Diana dice:
crap, my sister blocked me on MSN lol. I went to www.whydidyoublockme.com to find out
Є.Δ.С. (Please remain indoors) dice:
on an unrelated subject, what's your opinion on the recent earthquake in Haiti, which claimed the lives of no less than 100.000 innocent souls?
Diana dice:
my mom doesn't want me to.
Є.Δ.С. (Please remain indoors) dice:
oh.. you see, I'm founding a collect to help Haiti. all of it. and for that I need, like, lots of money. Do you, by chance, have any credit card number to spare?
Diana dice:
I love painting. I do abstract art
Є.Δ.С. (Please remain indoors) dice:
I do abstract art too! with my feces! got an explosive colon
my doctor said I was like Jackson Pollock, with shit
Diana dice:
my ex left me 10 days ago
Є.Δ.С. (Please remain indoors) dice:
that bastard! why did he left you? is he gay? is he a chinese spy?
why don't you answer? are you a spy too...?
shoulda seen it coming! you'll never take my secrets while I'm still alive!!
long live the glorious nation of Haiti!
Diana dice:
I'm from Kansas City but I like to travel :)
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